Today the Akkadian empire will collapse, brought low by climate change, foreign invasion, and civil war. A dark age of Gutian domination will descend upon Mesopotamia. This episode will cover the fall, the gutian dynasty, and even a bit the cities that did survive the Gutians, mostly Lagash.
I don't think I can emphasize enough the degree to which this is a dark age. With the birth of writing things got gradually more detailed, and it is frustrating for me to have to basically skip over a century because the stupid gutians were to barbaric and uncivilized to write anything down. I will be happy when they are finally eliminated from history.
|This is Shar-Kali-Sharri's cylindar seal, the stamp that he would roll onto official documents to prove they came from him. I have no idea what is going on here, but it looks pretty cool.|
|Here is a much later illustration depicting Gutians attacking Sumerians. From wikipedia, as usual. The Gutians couldn't even be bothered to leave their own art, and left it for some modern illustrator to pick up the slack.|
I feel kind of bad for poor Gudea of Lagash. Honestly, he is a pretty significant fellow for later historians thanks to being a wealth of information in this dark period, but the fact is I really didn't have anywhere to fit him into the show. He doesn't have any particular stories, and most of his accomplishments emerge out of obscurity and get rendered meaningless in the obscurity that follows. And there isn't anything in his voice either, like the letters that are about to start emerging soon. All we have are the statues of him, so here you go.